May 2013
letmelickyournipples:
my sister borrowed my laptop so i checked the history and it was this picture refreshed 246 times
can you guys just make me famous so i don’t have to do well in school anymore
rhydonmyhardon:
i fricken hate math jokes I only get them a fraction of the time
2treehill:
lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •
fartgallery:
pro tip: wear clothes under your skin so when the police chase you down for public nudity you can rip off your skin and reveal your stylish cardigan and make them look dumb as heck
i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
macaronivevo:
yeah im a gamer girl(:
If I'm in a relationship with you, I promise
To always put you in front of all the other girls/boys.
To put in a lot of effort into our relationship
To show you off to all my friends & brag about you.
To care for you.
To always talk to you.
To never cheat on you.
To stay loyal and honest.
To be there for you.
To share cute memories with you.
To make other people jealous of us.
To always try my best to make you smile.
To...
normal person: "well, that was a sad ending" turns tv off
me: sobs, slams head against wall, rewatches scene 25 times, gifs it, talks about how sad it was for the next 6 months
stevenfresco:
stevenfresco:
it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
WHAT SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO TO ME EVERY NIGHT AT 1 AM
howdoiputthisgently:
mintsmintsmints:
captorihardlyknowher:
count-vulvula:
thedivingboard:
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
majortvjunkie:
taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence
rneowies:
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
Ship Status as of The Finale
Swan Queen: hey. hey. Did you guys watch that mine scene? YOU KNOW THAT TIME WHEN OUR SHIP SAILED INTO THE LAND OF FANART AND FICS ON FUCKING PURPOSE? yeah, IT WAS GLORIOUS
Captain Swan: FUCK, BUT DID YOU SEE! THEY ARE THE SAAAAAAME AND HOOK DID GOOOOD!
Swan Thief: HE LIVES!
Snowing: MOMDADMOMDADMOMDADMOMDADMOMDADMOM
Rumbelle: scREAMING BECAUSE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
Sleeping Warrior: And so it begins...
Phillip Ships: Indeed.
HookxMilah: IS THIS REAL LIFE?
Mad Swan: Jefferson and Emma could have used a hat this whole time imbeciles.
Everybody: Fuck if that wasn't brilliant. Well done and we'll see y'all in September.
hookchosemma:
piratesinneverland:
So remember the last season finale where Charming was going to leave but then he remembered and came back then there was a Snowing reunion.
Now this season finale where Hook was going to leave but then he was reminded that he could care care and came back then there was a Captain Swan reunion
Do I love you because you’re beautiful, Or are you beautiful because I love you?
yourekillianmesmalls:
HOLY SHIT!! that finale..while I process what I just watched, let me just leave this here..
Hook to Bae - “Well, aren’t you quite the hero?”
And look who became one in the end:
imthatkindofgirl:
STILL NOT OVER WHEN EMMA CALLED THEM MOM AND DAD
So many sub-plot clifhangers
thebirdsravenrobin:
Fall could not be farther away. Seriously, that was like the worst season ending EVER
Also: My feelings on Hook becoming a good guy:
hollywoodmonroe84:
I want gifs and I want ‘em 38 minutes ago!
sheriffcharming:
CHARMING PUNCHING HOOK IN THE FACE THOUGH
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
"Mom...Dad" (charming family hug)
a-certain-mermaid:
ok now i can die happy
nahhhh still gotta wait for a cs kiss
Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
b0oobs:
letstalkaboutdisney:
b0oobs:
letstalkaboutdisney:
when he was a young warthog
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOOOOG
very nice
thanks
meladoodle:
coolgirlfriend:
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
sassydetective:
we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones